1st Indian in Qatar with a Legal Driver's licence

Antony Masla today became the first Indian driver in the State of Qatar to legally obtain his drivers licence after taking the driving test a record 264 times.

Antony whose previous driving experience was a cow (5 ltr, milk)in Uttar Pradesh now has the keys to a Toyota LC for his employers.

Bungling reporter and part time pervert Sheik Midick of the Gulf-Penisular caught up with Antony on his first ever legal drive. 'Like every other Indian in Qatar I had been driving for 12 years without a licence or instruction but I wanted that clear plastic licence to show my family back home that I made it. It took me a while to realise that nudging other cars out of the way was unacceptable and would lead to failure after failure at the driving school. When we rode cows it was ok but now I accept cars are different beasts'

When we inquired if there was any downside to having a legal driving licence Antony responded, 'some of my old friends shun me now as they think I have become to good for them, but I'm still the same guy that changes lanes randomly and when he parks I park over the parking lines not between them. I say look at my vehicle, look at the scratches that has not changed! The other thing is all these points on my licence. I'm not sure what they are for, can I exchange them for rotis at Lulu?'

On contacting the traffic police for comment they proudly stated that they have now issued 3 driving licences for Indians, one to a Pakistani who unfortunately has now left the country and 4 to the Nepalese one of which is now the highest qualified person in his country. The Traffic Police Chief added that they have not stopped there and hope to have at least 20 qualified drivers on the road by the end of 2022 at least.

SJWs Protest at Rampant Islamophobia in Iran

Following a week of street protests in many cities in Iran, social justice warriors in the west have taken to their keyboards in unprecedented numbers to attack the Islamophobia shown by the protesters against the legitimate government of the Islamic State of Iran.

American SJW extraordinaire, Linda Sarsour was quick to launch a blistering twitter attack on the protesters and when asked for comment had this to say, "This is what happens when Trump is President of the US, attacks on Muslims just increase around the world. Ayatollah Khameni and his Iranian Republican Guard are just good Muslims doing their best for the Iranian people. These protesters do not understand Islam and are blatantly Islamophobic with their demand for the end to clerical rule. Do they not know that under Sharia that women have a special place and that the hijab law in Iran is their to protect them? Trump must take the blame for inciting this violence and should give refugee status to members of the Iranian Government and Iranian Republican Guard suffering from Islamophobia"

Other prominent SJWs jumping on the bandwagon also tweeted, this from CJ Werleman, 'This is what the New Atheists have brought with their anti Islamic rhetoric, chaos and disorder, legitimizing Islamophobia in one of the most peaceful countries on earth." He continued, "We must fight those that seek to demonise Islam and condemn these protesters as the tools of western foreign policy"

LivingfreeinQatar reached out to some of the protesters for their response to the charge of Islamophobia. One person who wished to remain anonymous said, 'It's all very well for these people living in their nice houses, with expensive iPhones, free speech, rights protected by the constitution who have freedom of religion to accuse us of Islamophobia but if they like it so much, let them come to Iran and I will go and live in America. It's funny how they complain so much about the intolerance of the west and dream about living in an Islamic state but never, not even once, just visit these places. In fact I'll take their job, how much does a SJW get paid?"

So there you have it, SJWs using their favorite tool of Twitter to proclaim their liberal, human rights credentials while undermining those seeking freedom from oppression overseas. However at the end of the day, being a SJW gets you fame and a good salary and we all need to earn a living right?